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The Monkeys/The owl and the Pussy Cat
The small gang of monkeys went to sea on a fabulous jumbo jet,
They took some sweets and two parakeets tied up in a square shaped net,
The first monkey, Bob, watched the sky whizzing past and sang to a microphone,
'How horrid this trip is, Roberta! I truly want to go home,
Oh, yes!
I truly want to go home!'
Said Roberta to Bob, 'You hard-hearted slob!
I shouldn't be addressed as a bore!
Oh, let us be divorced, too long we've been forced!
Lets find a solicitor!
So they sailed away for a week and a day, to the land where the solicitors lie,
And there in a court, one did snort with the reflection in his eye
His eye!
With the reflection in his eye!
'Sir, would you be in it and lend for one minute, those papers?'
Said he, 'I will.'
So they drove them away, and were divorced the next day,
By the gorilla who lived on the hill.
They dined on chips, and licked their lips
And dropping their plates with a bang,
They rushed outside and heavily sighed,
At the laughing other half of the gang,
The gang!
At the laughing other half of the gang!
THE END!!!
